Personal Space Advocate Pillows

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

Bed divider.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I'm not saying I don't want to do these things together. . . I just think this is going too far!"

Private Jet

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'Don't worry, I always stand this close to people.'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Boy, I can't stand close barkers..."

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"You just stay on your side of the line and I'll stay on mine."

"Personal space trainer"

"Larry, please, can you give me some space? Like, five miles?"

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Polly needs some time alone."

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Introvert Career Faire.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"