Defender Of Personal Space Pillows

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Den Furniture

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Social Distancing

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Private Jet

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Polly needs some time alone."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Family Cubicle

"Does the doctor hug?"

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'