Defender Of Personal Space Mugs

To keep others at the country club from taking their lounges while they swam,,,

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Den Furniture

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Private Jet

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

No poking doughboy

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Social Distancing

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Polly needs some time alone."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

Family Cubicle

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

"Does the doctor hug?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"I know I've been late to every class this week, but considering how close you are standing next to me, I would say you're on pretty thin ice yourself Principal Harris."