Personal Space Enforcer Pillows

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Don't invade his space."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Private Jet

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

Family Cubicle

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"Does the doctor hug?"