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"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'Perhaps this one is a little TOO cozy.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

Club Antisocial

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Well, that one got away."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Not now, Oliver."

Flying sauces.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."