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'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Club Antisocial

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Paperless office.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Ventrilominimalism.

"Blank Canvas, White on White, Snow, Artist's Block....I don't know how he gets away with it!"

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"The shoe's our Summer home. The rest of the year it's a boot."

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'Perhaps this one is a little TOO cozy.'

The Simple Life: Input - Output

"They demanded their own private space? And you gave it to them?"

Personal Space

West Fester needs to get with it! Sorry, Twig. We like it dull. Tuba concert. We want quiet, steady citizens. Isn't that discrimination? Only against exciting folks. We welcome boring persons of all races, creeds and sexual orientations. Wow! A rainbow of monotony.