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'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Club Antisocial

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Paperless office.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"Blank Canvas, White on White, Snow, Artist's Block....I don't know how he gets away with it!"

Ventrilominimalism.

'We believe in making use of all the available space.'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"There's no room up here, but we can rent you a room in back if you like."

"The shoe's our Summer home. The rest of the year it's a boot."

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Perhaps this one is a little TOO cozy.'

Smalltown, U.S.A.

Personal Space

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

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