Quiet Space Lover T-Shirts

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"We've made great progress!"

Hush puppy.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

The Milky Way (Detail)

James decided to stay in that night.

Astronaut love

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Confucius say: shut up.

Director: US Space Research.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

The Marie Kondo landfill

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'