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Home for redundant librarians.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"You left this on our ship."

Crowded Ice Fishing

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Hayseed at UFO travel.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

One giant bark for dogkind.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Snowman

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

The Insiders

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Early abductions.

"I've got him on vibrate."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

Moon rock...

'No, we don't probe our abductees anymore, these days we're into psychoanalysis.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'