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"This is Robert's den."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

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"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

Space: Property of No-One

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

The Insiders

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

'Walter, I need more space!'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'I found the black box.'

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."