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'These cornflakes have given me sharp pain in my stomach!' 'Who's taken the plastic spaceship?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Emergency exit into Space

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Eva Mendez

Dolphin

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Five minutes, General."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

The Insiders

"We're luckier than most people..."