Spaceship Seeker Mugs

'These cornflakes have given me sharp pain in my stomach!' 'Who's taken the plastic spaceship?'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Emergency exit into Space

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Dolphin

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

The Insiders

"Five minutes, General."

"We're luckier than most people..."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"No wonder it was so affordable."