Quiet Space Lover Mugs

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"We've made great progress!"

Hush puppy.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

The Milky Way (Detail)

James decided to stay in that night.

Astronaut love

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Confucius say: shut up.

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

The Marie Kondo landfill

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."