Quirky Space Lover Gifts

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Not in my name!"

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Bassoon musical instrument.

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Take me to David Bowie."