Quirky Space User Gifts

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Cosmonaughty

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Computer problems

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Mooning Moon

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Moon Vacuuming

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

Uneven room.

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'