Quirky Space Explorer Gifts

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Extreme miming"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Marry me astronaut

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

The First Martian Dog.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'