Quirky Venture Explorer Gifts

Dodgy Startups

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

French Early Bird

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

The first transatlantic communication.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Unnatural History Museum

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Fly fishing.

Planet of the Ants

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fakir Shrink.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.