Quirky Tech Explorer Gifts

Behind The Music: Grannies House

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Book Worm

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

The first transatlantic communication.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Unnatural History Museum

Telephone Box

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Distilled Elephant

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"...and if I press this button..."