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Behind The Music: Grannies House

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Unnatural History Museum

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Telephone Box

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Distilled Elephant

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"...and if I press this button..."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.