Tech-tasting Explorer Gifts

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Your Future Home.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Pan Extension Chord

Coffee shop

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Tarzan mobile phone

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"I'd like to make a return."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Youtube ghost videos...

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Young MacDonald

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!