Venture Explorer Gifts

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Profit

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Tiny Visions

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Bird Bath.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

Discomfort zone.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"He only made first four installments."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Viva Las Vegas.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'