Venture Enthusiast Gifts

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

"It's not really so much a new start-up as a soon to be shut-down."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Trail mix?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"