Online Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

Computer Dating Service: "Some of our girls are a little aggressive, sir, so you'll have to sign this waiver."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Climbing with the baby