Online Adventure Enthusiast Mugs

Computer Dating Service: "Some of our girls are a little aggressive, sir, so you'll have to sign this waiver."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

WiFi Signals

Bears going water skiing.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Snowman of the Apes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."