Quirky Science Explorer Gifts

Budget Cryogenics

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Then what happened?"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Go ahead and dissect me

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science and Coronavirus

Pavlov's Cat

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.