Quirky Science Explorer Gifts

Budget Cryogenics

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Then what happened?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Science and Coronavirus

Pavlov's Cat

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.