Quirky Outdoor Explorer Gifts

'Catching flying fish!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Walkers

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Don't even think about it."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."