Quirky Outdoors Enthusiast Gifts

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Country Bumpkin.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Football Crazy strip six

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Don Quixote

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'What's wrong with you?'

"I'm going back to the office...I've got to get my mind off fishing for a while."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

Fly fishing.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'