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'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

Cosmonaughty

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

'Houston, we have conclusive proof of water on this planet.'

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

Computer problems

Mooning Moon

When Astronomers Party.

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

"Your sun is very active."

Moon Vacuuming

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

Uneven room.

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'