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Cosmonaughty

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

The Adventures of God

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Bon Bons Away!'

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

Mooning Moon

Fishermen catches fish.

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari

Politics Books

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

When Astronomers Party.

Parachute Landing in Field

Moon Prank

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

Quit fooling around, Ernie -- I'm not telling mission control you went over to the dark side.

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"Eww...put those back."

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

Moon Vacuuming

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news