Quirky Computer User T-Shirts

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

Computer problems

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

The Screeeen!

Telephone Box

God creates humans.

"...and if I press this button..."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Quill ?

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."