Quirky Computer User T-Shirts

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

Computer problems

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

The Screeeen!

God creates humans.

Telephone Box

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"...and if I press this button..."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

Quill ?

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.