Cheeky Space Enthusiast Gifts

Mooning Moon

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Chalk Bored

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Blimey, I thought I had a bad commute"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

"Sure, the cow jumped over the moon, and he also burned up on re-entry."

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

Uneven room.

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

"Even men from other planets reject me."

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."