Cheeky Space Enthusiast Gifts

Mooning Moon

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Chalk Bored

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"Blimey, I thought I had a bad commute"

When Astronomers Party.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

Alien catches clothesline on trip to Earth.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

Uneven room.

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

"Sure, the cow jumped over the moon, and he also burned up on re-entry."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

'I'm not saying he's neurotic, but he has serious left-and-right hemisphere issues.'

"Even men from other planets reject me."

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

"God, the sun is driving me crazy."