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"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

Rocket.

'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'

"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."

"Better check with your mother first."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"This is bad."

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

Pre-occupied with a messy tangle...San noticed another more pressing problem!

'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'Somewhere hot and a long way from here please.' - 'Planet Mercury?'

Frank had connections in very high places.

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Sometimes I think your generation was the last truly human one, Mort. What do you mean? Your generation finished exploring the earth's surface, and when you were done with that, you went to the moon. For millennia, mankind was defined by its insatiable thirst for exploration. But that's all come to a sad end. I'm going to Mars to be on a reality show! DNC. I stand uncorrected.

'We're picking up a strong emission from the third planet from the sun - something called the Dow Jones Average.'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

"Tinder sucks up here."

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

World without Oil...

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Astronaut Watching the Earth Being Blown Apart.

Alien Campfire.

Message in a bottle.

'We did our part. If they didn't show up, it's their business.'

Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Used car balloon in space.

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

'Another one uninhabited. That's three down and several hundred billion to go.'