Space Adventurer T-Shirts

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.

"Use your White Privilege, Luke."

"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."

Rocket.

'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'

"Better check with your mother first."

Pre-occupied with a messy tangle...San noticed another more pressing problem!

'It's all set. Now help me catch my sister.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."

'We did our part. If they didn't show up, it's their business.'

Message in a bottle.

The Mars Rover...

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

'Hey! This club is for members only!'

'Another one uninhabited. That's three down and several hundred billion to go.'

Frank had connections in very high places.

Dad watching son play space aliens is worried to see a real alien

"It's a pay phone. And I thought our planet was behind on technology."

"Are we there yet?"

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

"Tinder sucks up here."

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Used car balloon in space.

'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

World without Oil...

Alien Campfire.

The Corona vaccine .. at last !

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

'We're picking up a strong emission from the third planet from the sun - something called the Dow Jones Average.'

'Somewhere hot and a long way from here please.' - 'Planet Mercury?'

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'