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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Boptimism

Head over Hooves

How am I abducting?

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Siri, find oxygen."

Rocket.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Binary Man

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."