Galactic Cricketeer Gifts

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Cricket Accidents.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'...I don't like your chances!'

Rocket.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'