Galactic Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift for your galactic procrastinator? Explore our fun collection of products that humorously capture the essence of putting things off among the stars. Perfect for space enthusiasts who love witty, creative items that poke fun at their cosmic tendency to delay. Whether it’s a mug for late-night stargazing or a pillow for spacey naps, find something that brings a smile to their face and a wink to their procrastinating ways.

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"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work." mockup

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!" mockup

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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Travelogue

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.' mockup

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already." mockup

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.' mockup

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

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"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list." mockup

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..." mockup

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.' mockup

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

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"How about fashionably never?"

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Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing). mockup

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

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Galactic Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Galactic Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our range of galactic procrastinator mugs and add some spacey humor to their caffeine routines.

Galactic Procrastinator Pillows

Comfort meets comedy with pillows that showcase the galactic procrastinator’s spacey, laid-back personality.

Galactic Procrastinator Prints

Decorate with fun prints that capture the cosmic humor of procrastination—perfect for a space-themed room upgrade.

Galactic Procrastinator T-Shirts

Find witty T-shirts that celebrate space procrastination—great for casual cosmic humor and relaxed style.