Galactic Procrastinator Pillows

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Travelogue

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"How about fashionably never?"

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).