Procrastinator-in-chief Pillows

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I hate Mondays.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Bob’s Museum

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Working from home to-do list.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?