Procrastinator-in-chief T-Shirts

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'I hate Mondays.'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Travelogue

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Bob’s Museum

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Working from home to-do list.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Invaders from Planet Manava.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.