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Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.

Man searching for book in sections entitled 'Do it yourself' and 'Get someone else to do it.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'You just gave an hour long report on why you weren't prepared to give your five minute report...'

''Hard work and dedication' - is that the best success formula you can come up with?'

'He was last-minute with everything.'

'Pick a card, any card.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years

'This isn't working -- by the time I make out my list of things to do today, it's tomorrow!'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'We were going to build three more and a roof but we got, you know... lazy.'

"... Yes, I know that my appointment was three hours ago, but I haven't finished reading your magazines."

5pm Christmas Eve - "I suppose I'd better go and do my christmas shopping."

Here in body, but mentally, far, far away....

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

'. . .5. . .4. . .3. . .there's always one!'

"...We've had some complaints about your work habits lately."

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

'I suffer from the worst handicap of all, your honor - I'm lazy...'

'Home wasn't built in a day.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'You say that I'll be late for my own funeral. Well, I'm in no hurry!'

It's always the way. You wait all day for a boss to come along and then two bosses come along at once!

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

It's a No Paperwork Day

"Writer's block, Miss. I didn't read the book."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer