Corporate Procrastinator Pillows

"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The Forever Stamp

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The Procrastinatorium.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."