Corporate Procrastinator Pillows

Bring humor and comfort together with pillows crafted for the procrastinator. A cozy reminder that sometimes, putting things off is an art form worthy of a giggle.

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"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."

"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow." mockup

"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."

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Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.' mockup

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

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"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer." mockup

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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The Forever Stamp

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Working from home to-do list.

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"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?" mockup

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere. mockup

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy." mockup

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

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"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!" mockup

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

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"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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The Procrastinatorium.

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'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

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"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

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"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..." mockup

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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Bummer Time Streaming

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"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list." mockup

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

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Corporate Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Corporate Procrastinator Mugs

Discover more humorous mugs that speak to the procrastinator in all of us—perfect for adding a touch of wit to your coffee or tea routine.

Corporate Procrastinator Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that highlight the humorous side of procrastination—perfect for decorating a home or workspace with a clever twist.

Corporate Procrastinator T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty T-shirts that embrace the procrastinator's creative spirit—great for office wear or casual days that celebrate delaying with humor.