Galactic Golfer Gifts

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Cosmology

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Golfing Bishop.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Golfing with God.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Angel Golf

European Space Agency.

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

UFO with flying saucer

Bowling ball earth

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Using Science In Fashion Design

Astronaut Tetherball

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

God plays golf

'Sudden death?'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

Golfing in space.

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

The 19th hole

Golf Sale

'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'