Moon Golfer Gifts

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Golfing with God.

"Hello job security."

'Must be American.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"The moon does things to me too, Miss Abigail."

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Angel Golf

Thanks God!

Hand Sanitiser

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Shadow

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Luckily I hit the pin!

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

Artemis

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

First Woman on the Moon

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!