Snow Golfer Gifts

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

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New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Frosting the Snowman

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."