Cold Weather Golfer Gifts

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'How can you tell?'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"I surprise you every year!"

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.