Cold Weather Golfer T-Shirts

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

"I surprise you every year!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."