Snow-challenged Golfer Gifts

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"At least my putting has improved."

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Luckily I hit the pin!

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

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Violinist on skis

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

The 19th hole

Golf ball in birds nest

"Alright if we play through?"

Golf mole

"I said to make a left at the fourteenth green!!"

"I swear to god Henderson, if you miss this one we're taking separate ubers back to the helipad."

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

'I'm not asking you for a rough estimate. I want an exact number.'

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

'You're a lousy loser, Dave!'

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.

Golf Practice.

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'