Stormy Golfer Gifts

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

Captain in a storm

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Angel Golf

"At least my putting has improved."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

2042

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

The 19th hole

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.