Stormy Sailor Gifts

Captain in a storm

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Drunken singers in a public house

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

No Money

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

UFO Romance

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

GREENLAND

Sea song.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Franken-Cat

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

Row to Row

"Harold Cohen attorney at sea"

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"Can I stop bailing now?"

Antonis Samaras

101 uses of a dead cat: boat