Silly Sailor Gifts

Looking for a fun gift that embodies the lively spirit of a silly sailor? Our collection features humorous and charming products that celebrate maritime adventures and the lighthearted side of seafaring passion. Whether they love the open seas, harbor a sailor’s sense of humor, or enjoy nautical themes, you'll find something that makes waves. From mugs to pillows, these thoughtful items bring a splash of nautical fun to everyday life.

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'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!' mockup

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

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Captain in a storm

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Get crazy once in a while

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Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking. mockup

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.' mockup

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

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"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration." mockup

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

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"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'." mockup

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

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"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you." mockup

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

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Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left." mockup

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

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'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.' mockup

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

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'How do I know if it's seaworthy?' mockup

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

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"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us." mockup

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

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"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!" mockup

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

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No Money

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GREENLAND

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UFO Romance

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'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

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Sea song.

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"Covid-19 on port bow!"

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Franken-Cat

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'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...' mockup

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

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'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.' mockup

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

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"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?" mockup

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

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"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west." mockup

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

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101 uses of a dead cat: life ring mockup

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

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Row to Row

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'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!' mockup

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

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Clumsy boat man and anchor.

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"Can I stop bailing now?"

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Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay. mockup

Armed punts on the Cam keep North Korea at bay.

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Parade of Boats 2:30

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101 uses of a dead cat: boat

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"I told you to part your hair in the middle."

"I told you to part your hair in the middle." mockup

"I told you to part your hair in the middle."

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Pirate Eye Test

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Silly Sailor Gifts Collection

Silly Sailor Mugs

Explore our collection of funny sailor mugs and bring a wave of humor to your morning routine—perfect for all maritime fans.

Silly Sailor Pillows

Add some whimsical nautical charm to your home with our playful sailor pillows—great for cozying up or gifting to sea lovers.

Silly Sailor Prints

Bring maritime humor to your walls with our silly sailor prints—perfect for decorating any space with a splash of fun and nautical spirit.

Silly Sailor T-Shirts

Find the ideal silly sailor t-shirt to showcase your nautical humor or to gift someone with a love for the sea and a good laugh.