Comical Clumsy Sailor Gifts

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Captain in a storm

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

No Money

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

A Jack Tar

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Fisherman catches a mine.

GREENLAND

'Help.'

Sea song.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

Franken-Cat

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

A yacht being followed by sharks.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Fish Eye Tests.

I can't stand it when they double park!