Comical Clumsy Sailor Mugs

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

Captain in a storm

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

No Money

A Jack Tar

Fisherman catches a mine.

GREENLAND

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Help.'

Sea song.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Franken-Cat

Fish Eye Tests.

A yacht being followed by sharks.

I can't stand it when they double park!

Titanic has sign that reads 'How's my driving?'